Funny Jokes For Kids
what is the height of a doctor?
What does the word task mean?
nice torture done to stress the students,😋🤣😆😂
my boy on these holidays who prefer the mountain or beach? Mountain ah puesanda scrub the mountain of dirty dishes that are in the kitchen.😋🤣😆😂
candelario you always watching television of all the suitors of rudecindo you were the most foolish of
course I was the only one who married his daughter … ..😋🤣😆😂
as he insults a sheep to another tense meeeeeeeeeeenso 😋🤣😆😂
Madam, momentarily told me that his son stuck out his tongue
but those are
good children’s things but at least he returns it to her ……😋🤣😆😂
Don Candelario, or prevent you from having pig’s legs?
Of course, the best ones are mine!
and how do you put on shoes with those hooves?😋🤣😆😂
iMemíñ, I do not know what to do with you anymore! Why do you always get a bad grade in history? Dad, it’s that the teacher only asks things before I was born!😋🤣😆😂
continue with the warm up, move your legs like riding a mini bike why do not you move your legs?
Professor, I’m going down … 😋🤣😆😂
Candelario, how is it called the application that makes me look good there is ugly?
Well, in your case it’s called “camera” ………😋🤣😆😂
I love when you call me “sweetie”!
Oh honey! How do you like me to call you?
I like you to call me to eat …😋🤣😆😂
Hey Daddy, look! That helicopter is stopped …
Will it have been damaged? No millet quiet, surely only ran out of gasoline.😋🤣😆😂
Dad, do you think the president of Venezuela was hurt by the fall?
How does Menín like that, what fall?
When he fell out of the bush! Because here he says he’s Maduro😋🤣😆😂
Don Candelarrio, by fovor gives me 40 velites for my dad’s birthday
¡Hi! And Mamerto. is 40 years old?
No, it just turns 1, the other 39 already had them😋🤣😆😂
Excuse me sir, is it true that this museum is haunted?
Those are silly children …
In the 500 years that I’ve been working here I’ve never seen a ghost😋🤣😆😂
Excuse me Don Candelario, I believe that your whatsapp is damaged.
And why do you dispe Memín?
Because he says he’s online, and I see you still very much😋🤣😆😂
Menín, do you know what geometric shape this is?
I also appreciate you! You’re my best friend!😋🤣😆😂
Memín, you turn off that little game and you go to school all afternoon, ¿Mama and why?
Because your teacher called and said you were the last in the class.
That’s a lie, mom! I feel in the front row!😋🤣😆😂
What was there Mamertico? And all those mints?
It’s that Papo told me to prepare myself because tomorrow we’re leaving the camp …😋🤣😆😂
Hello, my name is Mamertico! And you?
Hello mamertico, my name is long …
Ohhhh! But do not worry we have time …😋🤣😆😂
Mama mom, at school they tell me the guy from 8 …
Oh millet! And why do they say it like that?
I do not know mom, pipipipipipi ……😋🤣😆😂
Mamertico, do you want to watch the movie Fast and Furious?
Ay no Memin! I prefer that we see her slow and happy …😋🤣😆😂
Hello, mamerto! I see you changed your bike …
No Guille, it’s the same as always … ..
But if before it was white and this one is red ….
What happens is that it gets a lot …😋🤣😆😂
Health, are you sick?
Yes, finger have a virus …😋🤣😆😂
Good morning, I’m looking for a car that consumes little …
You’re lucky sir! This model saves half the gas ..
Wao! Well, I’m taking two …😋🤣😆😂
Dad, do you remember that you promised me 20 pesos if I approved the exam?
Yes Memin, of course!
Well, I have good news dad, you just saved 20 pesos!😋🤣😆😂
Profe, the dog ate my homework … ..
Memin, but your dog likes numbers very much …
Why does it say prof?
Good because you only eat the math homework!😋🤣😆😂
Jokes for Children Book
Don Candelario, I came to return this shampoo …
And what is Mamerto’s problem?
That says it’s anti fall and last night I fell in the shower!😋🤣😆😂
Dad, can you solve this math problem?
No Menin, if I do I would not be fine …
Do not print dad, try anyway.😋🤣😆😂
To see Menín, how do you say “puerta” in English?
Facilito teacher, says “door” …
Very good! Now use it in a sentence …
Well, “I never leave my house without a loader” …😋🤣😆😂
Hi Memín! How was the school?
Well dad, my task moved the teacher …
Really Memin ?!
Yes dad, he said it made him want to cry …😋🤣😆😂
Don Candelario, do you happen to have pens with invisible ink?
Orale! This child always with his rare orders … Well, it will go … Claro Memin! I just got this pen with completely invisible ink …
Well, give me one with blue ink so that the teacher does not think I left the blank …😋🤣😆😂
Menín, come and find your dinner!
Mom, I can not, I’m playing!
Come eat ice cream!
Mom, what about the ice cream?
What ice cream or what ice cream Memin? that the food is going to get cold …😋🤣😆😂
You know what the son of a bull is called
Dad, I have a good and a bad news …
To see Memin, tell me the good first …
The good thing is that I took a 10 on the math exam ….
Wao Memin, really ?! And what’s wrong?
Well, the exam was worth 100 …😋🤣😆😂
Hello Mamertico! And that happens to you?
I’m doing no math homework and I do not know how to write 11 …
Mamenrtico, but if 11 is easy, you write 1-1 …
Yes, Menín, but I do not know which one goes first!😋🤣😆😂
Soldiers! Who has a knife ?!
Me, my General!
Very good Soldier, have a week off!
! Does anyone else have a knife ?!
I, my General!, I, my General!, I, my General!
Well, you guys are going to peel potatoes!😋🤣😆😂
Memin, why does your dad always have his hair that short?
Ah mamertico, is that the Cubans in the barbershop, we always say …
Cut my hair boy!😋🤣😆😂
And what’s up dad?
That this store tells me “incorrect” password, I put “incorrect” and nothing!😋🤣😆😂
You look like a Rude princess!
Like a princess, really ?!
Poes yes, but like Princess Fiona after the enchantment …😋🤣😆😂
Don Candelario, and what manure do you use it for?
Poes I miss it to the potatoes that I sow in my duet …
Well I profess mine with ketchup, but everyone with their tastes …😋🤣😆😂
Memin, what did he say to another dog?
I do not know Mamertico, what did he say?
And will not it be a Mamertico cat?
No Menín, it’s a bilingual dog …😋🤣😆😂
Don Guillermo, what brings you here?
Doctor, I want to keep the little hair that I have left …
Well, I recommend you keep it in a little box …😋🤣😆😂
Let’s see how you walk in Menin language? ¿
What is the future of the verb gape?
Easy teacher, sleep …😋🤣😆😂
Mom, I can not go to school today …
And why Menin?
Because I feel bad….
And why do you feel bad millet?
Because I have to go to school …😋🤣😆😂
Let’s see Menín, if I have 10 cakes and I eat 7 … What do I have?
Well, teacher, you must have a belly ache …😋🤣😆😂
Memin, how do you write cell?
It is written as it sounds mamertico ….
Oh, do not tell me that!
And what happens?
That my cell phone is silent!😋🤣😆😂
Why do you leave me love?
Because you’re colorblind …
But I love you Celeste!
You see? My name is violet!😋🤣😆😂
Mamerto, and why do you come jumping?
I just wanted to eat sautéed potatoes!😋🤣😆😂
Mom, I feel bad …
That happens to you because of a break last night!😋🤣😆😂
Candelario, wake up! The house is burning!
Orale rude, but do not shout or wake up your mother …😋🤣😆😂
My love, tomorrow I’m going to Mars …
I mean, do not you love me today ?!😋🤣😆😂