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what is the height of a doctor?
called pain.πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

What does the word task mean?
nice torture done to stress the students,πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

my boy on these holidays who prefer the mountain or beach? Mountain ah puesanda scrub the mountain of dirty dishes that are in the kitchen.πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

candelario you always watching television of all the suitors of rudecindo you were the most foolish of
course I was the only one who married his daughter … ..πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

as he insults a sheep to another tense meeeeeeeeeeenso πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Madam, momentarily told me that his son stuck out his tongue
but those are
good children’s things but at least he returns it to her β€¦β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Don Candelario, or prevent you from having pig’s legs?
Of course, the best ones are mine!
and how do you put on shoes with those hooves?πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

iMemΓ­Γ±, I do not know what to do with you anymore! Why do you always get a bad grade in history? Dad, it’s that the teacher only asks things before I was born!πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

continue with the warm up, move your legs like riding a mini bike why do not you move your legs?
Professor, I’m going down … πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Candelario, how is it called the application that makes me look good there is ugly?
Well, in your case it’s called “camera” β€¦β€¦β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

I love when you call me “sweetie”!
Oh honey! How do you like me to call you?
I like you to call me to eat β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Hey Daddy, look! That helicopter is stopped …
Will it have been damaged? No millet quiet, surely only ran out of gasoline.πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Dad, do you think the president of Venezuela was hurt by the fall?
How does MenΓ­n like that, what fall?
When he fell out of the bush! Because here he says he’s MaduroπŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Don Candelarrio, by fovor gives me 40 velites for my dad’s birthday
Β‘Hi! And Mamerto. is 40 years old?
No, it just turns 1, the other 39 already had themπŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Excuse me sir, is it true that this museum is haunted?
Those are silly children …
In the 500 years that I’ve been working here I’ve never seen a ghostπŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Excuse me Don Candelario, I believe that your whatsapp is damaged.
And why do you dispe MemΓ­n?
Because he says he’s online, and I see you still very muchπŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

MenΓ­n, do you know what geometric shape this is?
Trapeze Mamertico
I also appreciate you! You’re my best friend!πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

MemΓ­n, you turn off that little game and you go to school all afternoon, ΒΏMama and why?
Because your teacher called and said you were the last in the class.
That’s a lie, mom! I feel in the front row!πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Hi MemΓ­n!
What was there Mamertico? And all those mints?
It’s that Papo told me to prepare myself because tomorrow we’re leaving the camp β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Hello, my name is Mamertico! And you?
Hello mamertico, my name is long …
Ohhhh! But do not worry we have time β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Mama mom, at school they tell me the guy from 8 …
Oh millet! And why do they say it like that?
I do not know mom, pipipipipipi β€¦β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Mamertico, do you want to watch the movie Fast and Furious?
Ay no Memin! I prefer that we see her slow and happy β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Hello, mamerto! I see you changed your bike …
No Guille, it’s the same as always … ..
But if before it was white and this one is red ….
What happens is that it gets a lot β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

AchΓΊ!
Health, are you sick?
Yes, finger have a virus β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Good morning, I’m looking for a car that consumes little …
You’re lucky sir! This model saves half the gas ..
Wao! Well, I’m taking two β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Dad, do you remember that you promised me 20 pesos if I approved the exam?
Yes Memin, of course!
Well, I have good news dad, you just saved 20 pesos!πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Profe, the dog ate my homework … ..
Memin, but your dog likes numbers very much …
Why does it say prof?
Good because you only eat the math homework!πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

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Don Candelario, I came to return this shampoo …
And what is Mamerto’s problem?
That says it’s anti fall and last night I fell in the shower!πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Dad, can you solve this math problem?
No Menin, if I do I would not be fine …
Do not print dad, try anyway.πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

To see MenΓ­n, how do you say “puerta” in English?
Facilito teacher, says “door” …
Very good! Now use it in a sentence …
Well, “I never leave my house without a loader” β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Hi MemΓ­n! How was the school?
Well dad, my task moved the teacher …
Really Memin ?!
Yes dad, he said it made him want to cry β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

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Don Candelario, do you happen to have pens with invisible ink?
Orale! This child always with his rare orders … Well, it will go … Claro Memin! I just got this pen with completely invisible ink …
Well, give me one with blue ink so that the teacher does not think I left the blank β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

MenΓ­n, come and find your dinner!
Mom, I can not, I’m playing!
Come eat ice cream!
Mom, what about the ice cream?
What ice cream or what ice cream Memin? that the food is going to get cold β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

You know what the son of a bull is called
Hector!πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Dad, I have a good and a bad news …
To see Memin, tell me the good first …
The good thing is that I took a 10 on the math exam ….
Wao Memin, really ?! And what’s wrong?
Well, the exam was worth 100 β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Hello Mamertico! And that happens to you?
I’m doing no math homework and I do not know how to write 11 …
Mamenrtico, but if 11 is easy, you write 1-1 …
Yes, MenΓ­n, but I do not know which one goes first!πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Soldiers! Who has a knife ?!
Me, my General!
Very good Soldier, have a week off!
! Does anyone else have a knife ?!
I, my General!, I, my General!, I, my General!
Well, you guys are going to peel potatoes!πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Memin, why does your dad always have his hair that short?
Ah mamertico, is that the Cubans in the barbershop, we always say …
Cut my hair boy!πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Trash! Scrap!
And what’s up dad?
That this store tells me “incorrect” password, I put “incorrect” and nothing!πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

You look like a Rude princess!
Like a princess, really ?!
Poes yes, but like Princess Fiona after the enchantment β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Don Candelario, and what manure do you use it for?
Poes I miss it to the potatoes that I sow in my duet …
Well I profess mine with ketchup, but everyone with their tastes β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Memin, what did he say to another dog?
I do not know Mamertico, what did he say?
Meow!
And will not it be a Mamertico cat?
No MenΓ­n, it’s a bilingual dog β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Don Guillermo, what brings you here?
Doctor, I want to keep the little hair that I have left …
Well, I recommend you keep it in a little box β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Let’s see how you walk in Menin language? ΒΏ
What is the future of the verb gape?
Easy teacher, sleep β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Mom, I can not go to school today …
And why Menin?
Because I feel bad….
And why do you feel bad millet?
Because I have to go to school β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Let’s see MenΓ­n, if I have 10 cakes and I eat 7 … What do I have?
Well, teacher, you must have a belly ache β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Memin, how do you write cell?
It is written as it sounds mamertico ….
Oh, do not tell me that!
And what happens?
That my cell phone is silent!πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Why do you leave me love?
Because you’re colorblind …
But I love you Celeste!
You see? My name is violet!πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Mamerto, and why do you come jumping?
I just wanted to eat sautΓ©ed potatoes!πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Mom, I feel bad …
That happens to you because of a break last night!πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Candelario, wake up! The house is burning!
Orale rude, but do not shout or wake up your mother β€¦πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

My love, tomorrow I’m going to Mars …
I mean, do not you love me today ?!πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

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