Q: What do planets use to download music?
Q: What goes
A: A bee flying backwards.
Q: Why did the baby cookie cry?
A: Because it was a wafer so long.
300 Hilarious Jokes book AmazonPacked with the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking will be presented in National Geographic Kids’ colorful, photo-driven style. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colorful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids’ signature square trim size and candy-colored palette make this fun-filled book perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp.
National Geographic Kids presents justjokingare hilarious collection of 300 jokestongue twisters and riddlesMac Mac who’s therecan’t can’t he can’t you tell who it isMac knock who’s theresomething thumping who thumping justcrawled up your leg come on Squatch walkwhat do you call a cat that booze andhell you can’tyum-yum never knock knock is thereCandice Candice ooh then this peoplethat’s knock knock joke for morehilarious jokes tongue twisters andriddles check out National Geographickids just joking available whereverbooks are sold
Tongue Twister! Say this fast three times: See me sneak in my squeaky, reeking sneakers.
Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
Q: Why do magicians do so well in school?
A: They’re good at trick questions.
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon
Tongue Twister! Say this fast three times: Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?
Q: Why did the robot eat a lighbulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack.
Is there an owl in there?
- Age Range: 7 – 10 years
- Grade Level: 2 – 5
- Lexile Measure: 400
- Series: Just Joking
- Paperback: 208 pages
- Publisher: National Geographic Children’s Books; 33923rd edition (March 13, 2012)
- Language: English
- ISBN-10: 1426309309
- ISBN-13: 978-1426309304
- Product Dimensions: 6.6 x 0.5 x 6.6 inches