All kids are natural comedians. What better way to motivate them towards reading than with kids jokes? Laugh in the family or in class and promote the development of your little one’s sense of humor with our collection of jokes for kids. All our children’s jokes are appropriate for the little ones and do not require further explanation on your part.
- Once there was a man so small that he climbed on top of marble and said: The world is mine!
- – Teacher, what does ‘why’ mean?
– Why?
– For knowing it.
- – Do you know that my brother has been riding a bicycle since he was four?
-Mmm, it must be far away.
- What does a worm say to another worm?
– I’m going to go around the block.
- A mouse tells a rat:
– What are you doing sitting there?
– I’m waiting a little while.
- – Mom, at school they call me distracted
– Dear, you live in the house opposite
- The telephone rings: –
Hello?
-Hello, is this where you wash your clothes?
-Do not.
-Well, what a pig.
- – What planet goes after Mars?
– Wednesday
- What is the height of a book?
Falling leaves in autumn
- Who is older, the moon or the Sun?
-The Moon
Why?
-Because they let him out at night
- How is a witch and a few days of vacation?
In which the two go flying.
- – Mom, mom … I cut a little finger.
– Well, put on a bandage.
– But I can not find it!
- I’m tired of everyone talking behind my back!
-But if you are a taxi driver …
-Ah! It is true.
- How do you say dog in English?
-Dog.
And how do you call yourself a veterinarian?
-Very easy. Dog-tor.
- There are two lice on the head of a bald man, and one tells the other:
– Alfredo, let’s get out of here that this land is already paved.
- What does a vampire ask for when he enters a bar?
A blood vessel.
- Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because they did not learn to cook.
- Why does a lady bring glue to the restaurant?
In case of breaking the diet.
- What does the sea say to the wave?
(Hello!
- What does the invisible man drink at lunchtime?
Evaporated milk.
- What does a wall say to another wall?
Because they did not learn to cook.
- Why was the math book sad?None,
because bananas do not grow on palms.
- What is the difference between a hippopotamus and a flea?
In case of breaking the diet.
- A mosquito asks his mother if he can go to the theater.
Do you know what your mom answered?Evaporated milk.
- What happens if a cow swallows a glass?
None, because bananas do not grow on palms.
- What is the best medicine for a dog with a fever?
In case of breaking the diet
- Why are elephants wrinkled?
Evaporated milk
- Why was the computer to the doctor?
Because they did not learn to cook.
- What is at the end of everything?
None, because bananas do not grow on palms.
- Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars. What follows after Mars?
In case of breaking the diet.
- What is the height of a bald man?
Evaporated milk.
- What is the height of a thief?
Because they did not learn to cook.
- Dad, how does it feel to have such a handsome son?
None, because bananas do not grow on palms.
- There was once a man so small that he climbed on top of marble, you know what he said?
In case of breaking the diet.
- The teacher asks: – Who can tell me 5 animals that live in Australia?
Because they did not learn to cook.
- Does anyone know how to say dog in English? -Dog How do you say, vet?
None, because bananas do not grow on palms.
- What is the lion that never roars?
In case of breaking the diet.
- What are the 3 letters that scare thieves?
Because they did not learn to cook.
- Why did the child throw a clock out the window?
None, because bananas do not grow on palms.
- Why did the TV cross the road?
In case of breaking the diet.
- What did two cows say after fighting?
Because they did not learn to cook.
- What is the favorite dance of the tomato?
None, because bananas do not grow on palms.
- What did one balloon say to the other in the desert?
In case of breaking the diet.
What do Kids jokes teach?
Because they are funny and interesting texts, jokes for kids are really a very “serious” educational tool to promote reading or motivate reluctant readers. Children love to have fun while they learn and this is the experience that jokes for children provide. Likewise, through jokes children play with the use of words, discover that some are phonetically similar to others or have more than one meaning which is exciting and motivates them to find even more words to play with.
The jokes for kids, a tool of socialization and emotional intelligence
By sharing a smile we create interpersonal relationships. Laughter, in essence, builds connections and is the reason why children use humor to make friends, share jokes and be recognized within a group. Short jokes lend themselves to being memorized by children and shared with family or friends. In addition, humor is a very effective means to control emotions, maintain a more positive mood and attitude and remain optimistic in good times and difficult.
With humorous jokes, humor is the best medicine
As adults, we know the power of humor to help us cope with stress on a daily basis. For the little ones, laughter and humor operate in the same way; It is a tool that helps them dispel worries and feel “good”. Counting or listening to funny jokes lightens the weight of activities and academic evaluations.
Why was the math book sad? Because he had many problems! This is one of the many funny jokes that will start a smile from your little one before an evaluation.
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